shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

shmammard

This is when your not out to get just stoned or Hammered. Its when the night calls for alot more.

HOLY SHIT!! I got sooo Shmammard last night, I woke-up with two Midgets and my Grandmother.

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

Siamac

A guy gay who likes to rub his hands on male nipples

Hey last night Siamac touched me again

by Armanisani May 1, 2008

Siametic

the act of being siamese.

Greg stop rolling the blunt like a fucking siametic idiot.

by matthew john rivera February 20, 2009

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009