post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.

Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...

by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010

The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.

Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man

by BeijingMo May 12, 2010

sentenially silent science silence

Deliberated silence utlised and planned as a form of modus operandi

Sentenially silent science silence coalesced convalescence contemplated complacency.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

silence

something most people go through life not experiencing

SILENCE MORTAL, OR I WILL END YOU!!!!

by rockhard dick johnson June 3, 2019

Silence noises

Typed when some one feels awkward in a group chat or one to one messages because you have all stopped talking

‘Ok’
*5 minutes later*
‘Silence noises’

by M.Platypus June 4, 2019