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Shuffle streak

When you've got your iPod on shuffle mode and a serie of good songs is played.

The "Shuffle streak" is the opposite of the "Shuffle syndrome"
I love this song! I'm really on a shuffle streak right now.
by Doggelito October 21, 2009
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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Army shuffle

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going
I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.
by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009
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Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.
- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.
by William Warney March 14, 2010
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Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'
My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.
by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008
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chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.
I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle
by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014
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iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.
Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released
by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 11, 2005
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