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sprinkler

when you are giving a blowjob & the guy starts forcing your head downwards because he is about to cum and the cum shoots up your sinus cavity & you have to do a snot rocket to get it out. preferrably on his face.
Last night when I was giving Bill a blowjob I had to do a sprinkler when I was done.
by spinkydownsy April 18, 2011
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shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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Shricklen

A shricklen is a kid who lies, trying to get attention or people to notice them. Also, they may say things like, "I'm so ugly," When they actually think they're all that. They only say that they're ugly to get comments about how good they look. They're similar to an emo kid, but they don't dress like one. They're just whiny little dumabsses.
Joe -"My mommy just died!! I am so ugly! Doesn't anyone care?!!!!"
Clair -"God, that kid is such a Shricklen."
by GirlOfDOOM! February 26, 2009
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sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
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shpinkle

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time...
last night when this chick was eating my cheeks I shpinkled
by SHPINKLE GANG November 26, 2022
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baby sprinkle

A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.
Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.
by Thunder28 December 11, 2009
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Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
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