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Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.
Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!
by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021
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Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.
"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."
by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019
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Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.
I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.
by spooledbrat July 10, 2010
mugGet the Shrimp Farmingmug.

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
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Floor Shrimp

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.
by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016
mugGet the Floor Shrimpmug.

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.
Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.
by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018
mugGet the shrimp skinsmug.

Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp
Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp
by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 9, 2021
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