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Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.
Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!
by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021
mugGet the Press Shrimpmug.

shrimp arms

The arms on a overweight person that begin to resemble the shape of a shrimp, as in the upper half of the arm being very large (the shrimp's head) and tapering down as it gets closer to the hand (the shrimp's tail).
Look at the shrimp arms on that beast!
by thekellinator January 5, 2011
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jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.
I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!
by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019
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Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.
"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."
by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019
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Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.
I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.
by spooledbrat July 10, 2010
mugGet the Shrimp Farmingmug.

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
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Shrimp dunking

Using a straw to siphon ejaculate out of an anal cavity
Dude, Dylan was shrimp dunking Brad last night with a straw that was spooned at one end like the ones for slurpees at 7-11. He got all of it
by Ox April 8, 2016
mugGet the Shrimp dunkingmug.

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