Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021

Pixel-Shock

The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.

"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."

by curatethewords April 16, 2014

state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time

Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic

by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Vagina Shock

When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.

I just got a vagina shock, and it hurt so bad

by prettybaby October 20, 2019

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

by Locksbox September 8, 2010

shock factory

A person who says and does stuff all the time for the sake of shock factor.

Howard Stern is the perfect example of a shock factory.

by themoose86 April 13, 2010