Shlong

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 08, 2018

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Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 16, 2023

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shlong

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

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Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 19, 2018

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by g3b3 June 01, 2023

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A dick that is at least 16 inches

Holy shit he had an 18 incher!! It was a shlong

by Skammmmm January 29, 2017

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Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

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