shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty April 15, 2011
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I need to shite that child more often
by Pip Mouse April 10, 2022
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Shite is an English way to say shit. If you couldn’t tell that then your utter shite. (Example)
“You bag of shite! Why are you being so lazy”

“Shite, I forgot to take out the trash
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1- To fart and pee at the same time

2- Australian 'shit'

The word that means a lot. If you 'shite' you probably pooped, but you maybe pooped and peed. Man thats so scary im farting AND peeing! Jeez le-weez
Karen shite on the kids during dinner.

Shite why did karen take the kids!
by defaultdancer81 February 28, 2019
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Another word for the word "poo" in a slang, bri`ish way. A lot of blokes use this language out in the streets. Basically, that kid who always interupts you in a conversation. The are truly and utterly, a piece of shite
by h4XL May 22, 2022
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Oh the sevco are shite
by Jamboceltic January 31, 2019
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A fun and effective way of saying shit
That guy is tweeting absolute shite
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