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Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008
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Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012
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Semen Slinger

Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.

And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
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monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz
Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen
by NinNards May 16, 2017
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semen suitcase

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.
by Bill Manly April 18, 2016
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Semen Water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”
by thegreginc March 13, 2023
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semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.
by B0rd April 16, 2020
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