severewomkentitis

A disease suffered unfortunately by those blokes who always miss the pub with the boys or the poker night, or even cricket trip due to their unwavering commitment to their missus.

Claude: Hey mate, you wanna have a few froffs tonight?
St.Kilda: I'm heading out already sorry man, actually I better go get ready
Claude: No worries mate, where ya headed?
St.Kilda: Babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. I think she's rented the Notebook and we're gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
Claude: U suffer an acute case of severewomkentitis mate... have a shit one

by noelclaude April 5, 2010

Server Crash

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.

girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)

by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010

Severeriuosly

A state or condition so intensely unpleasant that it threatens a apocalyptic degree of consequence completely devoid of any fun whatsoever.

When my buddy got busted for jacking his mom's car and ditching school, his life was severeriuosly screwed!

by ozx January 7, 2011

serverless

the name of a fad everyone loves to hate. Where the architectural model is shifted from running processes to running functions with no control or need to integrate with the operating system.

To think, with serverless, we get to code without servers, just think of when we invent legless where we get to run without legs

by TheOriginalNate May 10, 2017

server admin

An administrator on an online game, who can do administrative things, like ban, tempban, mute, kick, freeze, jail, teleport any player. The role of an server admin(istrator) is to keep the server clean and safe for evrybody who is playing on it, punishing anybody who is doing things against the server rules, so it's usually has the overall control of the server.
In the most situation, server admin's username is highlighted or colored (usually in red or gold).

Sometimes an admin can be good with other server staff and players, but bad with some players (this is a special and probably rare case, and it may not happen on any server; this situation is usually found on servers with a lot of staff).

Player: how to do thing?
Server Admin: you have to do things...
Player: vulgar language.
* Server Admin has muted Player for 10 minutes, reason: vulgar language.

by RetardWolf July 27, 2017

Severning

When two friends fuck either a set of brothers or a set of sisters.

Person 1: Dude Lauren and I are Severning!!
Person 2: No way, which brothers?!
Person 1: The Johnson Brothers!

by LMKAAAUCTRKIEEENNZIE March 16, 2020

Seekersexual

Being sexually attracted to the idea of not giving a fuck about what you're sexually attracted too.

Person 1: Aye bro do you like girls or guys?
Person 2: I don't know man.
Person 1: How do you not know?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck, I'm seekersexual

by Masterflame11 March 3, 2021