silent second

When you poop without making a sound

I could hear a pin drop but yet didn't even hear your silent second.

by IBAWS January 11, 2016

30 second unskippable ad

One of the single most annoying things about YouTube. They always come to ruin our video watching sessions, showing content we aren't interested in. With no skip button and being 30 seconds long, it is almost always essential to have AdBlock enabled so you never have to watch another ad again. Oh, and they also say 'Video will play after ad' where the skip button should be.

While I was watching some video vlogs on YouTube, I came across a 30 second unskippable ad on YouTube with no skip button at all. I kept refreshing the page, but all I got was ad after ad after ad.

by thecargeek09 September 6, 2017

military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.

person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust

by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018

Nuts Per Second

Otherwise known as NPS; Nut Per Second is a measurement used to describe a persons excitement or satisfaction level towards something happening.

Yo I just saw Mrs baker from across the street in her panties. When she took them off I was at 37 Nuts Per Second.

by Dakore December 24, 2017

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

Upper Yarra secondary college

A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC

“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole”

by Jamesdrysale April 24, 2021

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021