Scandalous

a trickery person, always trying to trick somebody!

Sister: Eh Bro smoke me out

Bro: I only have one bowl for myself

Sister: oh ok (closes the door)

Bro: what were you doing in there?

Sister: Smoking!

Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?

Sister: Yezzir

Bro: you are so scandalous!

by Patté August 3, 2007

Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Scandinavia

A section of Northern European where most Nordic people come from. Homeland of the Vikings, it is comprised of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland.

I imagine that Scandinavia makes the best swedish fish.

by buckey August 17, 2003

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.

"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"

by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010

Scandinavian Sandstorm

You take a high powered fan and face it to a girl. Jizz at the fan and it will blow back and hit her in the face. The you pee on her face and the substance will run down her face and it makes a great drink.

That Scandinavian sandstorm was so boss last night.

by Dean14 June 4, 2011

Scandinavian Bitch Slap

The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.

This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.

Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.

Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?

Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!

by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 18, 2011