Schrödinger's suspicion

A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.

P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion

by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021

schrödinger's romance

Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).

She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

by Zeek10 March 5, 2020

Schrödinger

A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.

Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.

Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.

by Sir_Platypus_VII December 11, 2023

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021

Schrödinger's Rickroll

When you see a link, and you are SURE that it's a Rickroll, but you won't know if you don't click. It is a Rickroll, and it's not at the same time

This is a fucking Schrödinger's Rickroll. It might be a rickroll. But it might not be. Gotta click.

by Zzdots March 16, 2025

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit

Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time

by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024