Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.

Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

schmitty

the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.

by Pyroteknix1224 January 11, 2008

Schmidtman

AWESOME person! Person of the Schmidtman Clan. Unique in every way. Beautiful, sexy, strong, sexy, princess on the outside, porn-star on the inside.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was Schmidtman like me!

by schmidty1 June 11, 2011

schmith hit

to take an overly large puff on your cigar or cigart

"Look at this man, im gonna take a schmith hit"
*guy dies from tobbaco inhalation*

by Barndon A December 11, 2005

Schmitty

A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela

Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake

by TakeALook October 26, 2019

schmitt-faced

To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT

Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced

by boing757 June 2, 2009

Schmitten

a scary game where everyone disappears.

Zoe- Let's play Schmitten!

by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011