Schloghp

Get or getting your shit together.

Let's schloghp so we can get to the park in time.

by iaamtoadman November 25, 2021

Schloggy

the lethargic feeling one gets after eating a large meal.

I'm feeling schloggy after that bacon egg and cheese.

by Rosemont June 20, 2022

Schlogger

Basically a chugger, guzzler

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.

by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024

Schlogan

The slander of Logans, typically in a hateful manner

"I hate logan what a schlogan"

by D0OM November 2, 2025

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.

I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009