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san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
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San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?
by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017
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San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you
Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.
by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Diegoed

Group of girls who neglect someone on the same vacation
Maria really San Diegoed her when she didn’t include someone in the picture
by Karmas comin August 14, 2019
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San Diegos' Nest

San Diegos' Nest
San Diegos' Nest
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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San Diego dog pile

When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”
by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 5, 2022
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