Samuel

A usually gay bastard who is most likely to tinder match a man. Many Samuels my be found in a Miloszes basement

That Samuel guy just headbutted a dinner lady!

by Ted barry November 25, 2018

Samuel

lost child

Have you seen my grandson Samuel

by Capa376 December 30, 2017

Samuel

A guy with a small penis and no friends usually Mexican.

Tatym:Hey did you give Samuel head?
Cierra:no I didn’t have a microscope

Tatym:same

by Nihdfd June 01, 2019

Samuel

Ugly, rat, dumb, and retarded

Samuel is very ugly

by Samuels favorite January 26, 2020

Samuel

Samuel is a battyboy name, if u have the name Samuel u are considered gay and has a small cock.

Isn’t it the name (Samuel) is soo gayy...

by ILoveYourUncle August 02, 2019

Samuel

An annoying roadman who thinks hes better than everyone else.

Oh no here comes samuel. With his homophobic jokes.

by anonymous20000 July 01, 2020

Samuel

The absolute worst friend that says his best friends don’t treat him well even though they stand up for bullies against Samuel and let him copy our test answers, but we still don’t treat Samuel the fucking king well.

Samuel’s best friends: hey dude here are the answers

Samuel: I don’t care about our friendship.

by Samuels FRIENDS November 08, 2019