Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.

by raven888 September 8, 2009

Sabeha

A buff young girl with beautiful eyes. She is known to speak her mind and she normally falls for the light skin boys. She can be rude at times. She is independant and dopey at times. She is known by many and is very likable. She is very buff and can get nuff boys

Sabeha is really buff.

by Dkshdx May 12, 2014

Light Saber Fight

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"

Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"

by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011

sabertooth

Named for the prehistoric extinct mother-of-all-predators, the sabertooth is a way older babe who loves young dudes. She will stalk them with wise and experienced precision. Then she will pounce, all the while growling, purring and snarling. The dudes cannot resist. She is irresistible in her own incredibly slinky way.

The sabertooth babe ensnared, cuddled and devoured the juicy young dude.

by SaberBaber October 28, 2010

Sabertooth

A woman over fifty having sexual relations with a man under thirty.

The grandmother is a sabertooth with her grandson!

by subletteenglish May 3, 2010