candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)

"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"

by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016

hot randy

A glass of warm piss.

Hey don't bogart that hot randy.

by DannySux July 2, 2016

Rescue Randy

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.

"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."

by humblepiece April 22, 2018

Randy Johnson

My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.

Randy-Horny
Johnson-Penis
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.

by Micah July 20, 2004

Randy

forced handjob

Our UPS drives likes Chad Kroeger, so we held him down and gave him a randy.

by Flickerstick182 August 9, 2019

Randy

The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or act the way he seems. He will never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him, don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll break a table. His greetings are important. His greetings mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure soul. If he hugs you every time you meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very day you both die. He's a special. Nothing else.

Kid- Its Randy.
Other kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*

by HumanusAustralis January 12, 2020

Randy

Pretty much the best word ever with many meanings and new ones are being discovered every day. Randy- a mans name; to be horny; a chimney (a slang term use by chimney sweeps); random; a class that sucks and none of your friends are in it.

Randy, your making me randy when you clean the randy, and when you act randy. Dammit! Now I have to go to randy class!

by tehgreatcalf,ft.Legitrabi December 2, 2010