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a Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010
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Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!
DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!
by Pspman July 10, 2009
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rusty cunt bucket

A general proclamation of disdain or dissatisfaction. Its first mainstream use was by the character Ari Gold on the HBO Series "Entourage".
<golf shot hooks off fairway> "Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!!"
by /. March 6, 2009
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rusty huffy

a woman or girl which is larger or obese and has cottage cheese(cellulite) all over her leg's or arm's...and in some cases are always hungry and cant stop eating.

rustiness-determines how ugly or butch the girl is

huffy-determines her weight or how large she is

putting them together makes them a rusty huffy
did you see that rusty huffy back there she was eating a Jamaican patty and was already talking about the McDonald's down the street......man she was the rustiest huffy I've every seen
by tyler durden1200 January 14, 2010
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Rusty Trombone

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....
Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?
by Me November 25, 2003
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Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 22, 2010
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