Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

running aaron's

Colloquialism for running errands. Not to be mistaken for running with the Pokemon Aron (National Dex #304).

Hey bro you gonna make it in to the gym today?

Nah man. I'm gonna be running aaron's this afternoon

by Señor Coach February 3, 2021

The Running Mate

If you are dealt a King and a Seven in Texas Hold'em, this hand is known as The Running Mate.

I can't believe he beat me with The Running Mate!

by pjerickson August 19, 2016

Front running pig

An overly arrogant human being, some who who thinks they are above everyone else.

The guy driving that A8 over there is a front running pig

by Brotanical February 21, 2017

Mouth running

Mouth running: A person talking shit.

Sisters friend: Bakla. Bakla Bakla ka. Bakla ako. Bobo mo. Bobo mo. Bakla ka. Mali it titi mo! chinuchupa! Chinuchupa! Ah ahh..chinupa!

Brother: Here we go again. "Mouth running "... shut your ugly ass up...

by mali it titi mo September 13, 2017

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

Number 16: The Chicago Running Man

You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.

"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"

-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.

by Numba 16 August 9, 2022