Bonsai Rodeo

(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.

Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!

by TannerB March 11, 2008

Alabama Rodeo

When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.

Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!

by Thomas Matthew Cleary Jackson August 21, 2008

Mexican Rodeo

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.

Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one

by PrezMeister October 29, 2007

Sex Rodeo

1) a guy is fucking a girl from behind

2) the male will yell "ready"

3) at this time you have some of your buddies hiding in closets/behind places or under places

4) when they hear you say "ready" they will all pop out and run around making their way to the door

5) the man has to hold on and be "in" for the whole 8 seconds in order to count.

*extra style points* have one hand on girls waste and the other in the air like in a real rodeo.

Man 1) what did you do this weekend?
Man 2) ha ha ha pulled off a sex rodeo with my girl.
Man 1) No way...
Man 2) I swear, ask the guys they were all in it!

by Hambone 27 September 24, 2009

Tabassco Rodeo

When reaching for the lubricant before anal sex, lubricate your penis with Tabasco instead. Condom use is recommended. After the first few thrusts, the woman will realize her anus is on fire and try to buck the man off. The man then holds on firmly, while the bucking and screaming gets him off.

- "Why is Trish teary-eyed and walking funny?"

- "Jason took her to the Tabassco Rodeo last night"

by d-fizzzle October 17, 2008

Yellow Rodeo

Where a female sits on a toilet while a male straddles the female and they proceed to urinate together into the toilet.

I dare you to yellow rodeo liz while she pees!

by Odnamra November 18, 2011

dirty rodeo

a dirty rodeo is the act of having sex with your partner and then stopping holding their arms where they cannot escape and say "i have AIDS" or any other type of disease which makes the partner go wild.

last night john gave sue a dirty rodeo and she went wild like a bull.

by Chase14 May 25, 2007