Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"

Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.

by RCampz November 10, 2009

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

I can reveal

A cinematic elucidation, usually but not exclusively appended to the end of an answer.... Usually but not exclusively in retort to an important question.

''How many cans of Heineken did you get? Did you get Ice?'' ... ''Twenty-four and a shoulder of Smirnoff. No Ice, I can reveal.'' ...

by Barry O'Brien May 17, 2013

over the river

Driving over 100 miles per hour

How fast are you going?
I'm over the river.

by Kevin Nogilny November 27, 2019

raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.

by JPhat December 21, 2005

Rival

Your enemy. The one you live to defeat but for some reason enjoy their existence. They give you purpose in your usually meaningless life.

A rival is so important that Sylvester Stallone requested about it.

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

by HatoftheSneakz February 15, 2009

Mw2 river rats

When playing overgrown on mw2 you camp in the river because the opposing team has to cross the only 3 bridges which are clearly visible.

Bedneezy-Yo there going over the far bridge.
Jb45-I have 2 on main bridge.
Wienerbago-How do you know that!?
Bedneezy-We are the Mw2 river rats!

by wedbetter May 1, 2010