Cum Ripper

When you ejaculate and put your dick pack into your pants. As the remaining cum leaks out and dries you have to rip it free from your underwear.

Didn't wipe well after sex. Had a real cum ripper when I changed my boxers.

by Big Dick Chef February 15, 2024

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Grim ripper

It's s an opiate soaked bowel movement that has been stuck in the deportation line for two weeks. There's not an arse that can withstand the fury of the Grim Ripper.

I really have to use the bathroom but the Grim Ripper has been knocking at my back door for days.

by Reboot Rodriguez October 21, 2021

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tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

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Rim Ripper

To hide duct tape behind toilet paper, so that when used it tears through the flesh of their asshole.

I found out Stacy cheated with Mark, so I gave her a Rim Ripper to settle the score.

by JPthebog November 28, 2016

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The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

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