A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
Get the Stache ridemug. by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010
Get the Profilic Ridemug. When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017
Get the Quarter Ridemug. any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
Get the marvestache ridemug. When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.
The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.
by bugsymalone February 28, 2009
Get the Last ridemug. I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!
We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014
Get the ride on these foolsmug. by Marrilion October 9, 2023
Get the Ride the llamamug.