retarding

retarding;; something or someone becoming retarted.

x: omg i think my leg is retarding
y:ohhh are you okay?
x: yeah i just mite not b able to walk for a while

by Chazzah =] July 17, 2007

Retard

Sarah Palin

In the words of Stephen Colbert, "Sarah Palin is a fu%$ing retard"

by it's satire February 15, 2010

Retard

Any person who's mental deficiency has lowered his IQ to 70 or less. Retarded people usually have a very limited vocabulary and often times have trouble understanding reason or logic especially if the person speaking to the retard has an above average intelligence. Retards who's intellect has been severely impared sometimes make unnatural or spontaneous motions with their limbs which make other people uncomfortable. Speech may also be affected by mental retardation causing constant stuttering and mispronunciation of easy words. Retards can be considered by some as almost "inhuman." This is due to the fact that retards can not understand basic philosophy and have no perception of things they haven't physically experienced themselves such as the atom or the concept of infinity. Mentally retarded people should not be brought to public places like churches or public performances where much like babies, they can cause a disturbance due to noise.

Child: "Mommy why is that kid in the middle row making all those weird noises?"
Mother: "Don't worry Jimmy, he's just a retard."

by 010000110110111101100100011001 August 2, 2012

retarding

Is defined by acts or actions of someone who is being really really stupid at the time.

Ken: Hey Shawn, What are you doing?
Shawn: Oh I'm using this non-sanitized kitchen knife to cut off this mole.
Ken: Are you retarding?

by Ken Stricklin June 23, 2007

retardity

The quality or condition of being retarded.

I can't believe he's still defending his retardity.

by Mogs May 28, 2004

Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.

by smokey March 21, 2007

Retard

1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled.
2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.

1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard.
2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl.
Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)

by Bellagy July 23, 2010