You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009
The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy
I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.
by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017
When a corporation or institution (museum, university), signs off on the creation of a new building for itself, usually designed by a "starchitect", convinced that this new "home" will bestow prestige, success, and street-cred among its associates, patrons, and even its rivals. Occurrence usually coincides with various economic "bubbles" where cash seems to be overflowing everywhere. (See also: "Irrational Exuberance")
"Now that Time Warner has officially divorced itself from AOL, don't you think they have at least a bit of builder's remorse for that huge hunk of new rock in Manhattan?"
"The Bilbao? Yeah, it's cool looking, but in this economy I'll bet the Guggenheim gang is feeling some mean builder's remorse."
"The Bilbao? Yeah, it's cool looking, but in this economy I'll bet the Guggenheim gang is feeling some mean builder's remorse."
by BWB December 12, 2009
After travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods...returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be.
i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example
i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example
Man...waking up at 5:30am every morning to catch transit and Code program at work has really made me catch travellers remorse
I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!
I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!
by Catchflights July 26, 2017
The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.
"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"
by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 9, 2017
That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
by facebook_user December 27, 2016