A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009
Get the Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)mug. "Yo, I totally had ChatGPT remorse last night. I had the AI draft my essay, but then I rewrote it in my own handwriting 'cause I didn't want my prof to think I was capping about doing my own work." -ChatGPT
by Poppet25 November 19, 2023
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I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.
by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017
Get the Repairman's remorsemug. When you grow up in the struggle, make it big, and now feel like you owe everyone (guilt) who you came up with you who didn’t make it out of the struggle
by Cheeks212 May 28, 2022
Get the Hustler’s remorsemug. Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.
Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.
by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020
Get the Smoker's Remorsemug. The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.
by bw120588 March 13, 2021
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by Phallus Festivus June 5, 2018
Get the Click Remorsemug.