Redditor

A strange creature on the internet who recycles unfunny memes, and makes fun of people on the internet who didn't understand the shitty meme they made. Any argument they make can be refuted by simply uttering this phrase to them: "Shut the fuck up, redditor."

Redditor: OMG the Earth just started forming Lapis Lazuli from Minecraft!
Normal person: Idiot, Lapis Lazuli is a real mineral in the Earth.

Redditor: OMG HAHA THE JOKE I JUST MADE WENT RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HAHAHAHA R/WOOOOSH HAHA THE JOKE FLEW OVER YOUR HEAD I'M GOING TO GET A LOT OF KARMA FROM THIS POST ON R/WOOOOSH HAHAHAHA
Normal Person, who is actually another redditor, which makes them not normal: HAHAHAHA YOU JUST FELL FOR ME FALLING FOR YOUR JOKE HAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE R/WOOOOSHED I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GET A LOT OF KARMA FROM THIS POST ON R/WOOOOSH HAHAHAHA
Normal person: Shut the fuck up, redditors.

by watericesaltaye September 5, 2019

redditch

A newtown originally intended as a reservation for Brummies.Very little goes on here.

There's fuck all to do in Redditch on a Friday night.

by donna March 19, 2004

redditor

a professional troglodyte who uses reddit in unhealthy amounts and gets hostile when someone disagrees with something they don't like

notorious for it's unfunny memes like "australia is upside down xD UPVOTED!!!!! reddit gold thanks kind stranger wholesome 100!!"

I beat the shit out of a redditor with a leadpipe cause they were fucking annoying

by trollface moment September 3, 2020

redditor

a person that uses reddit. they are typically annoying to many people and are known to be toxic and narcissistic.

that guy over there looks like a redditor.

by rozbx November 30, 2019

Reddit

A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.

Them: I want to play with my man tool, but I am bored with xtube, redtube and pornhub.

Me: dude, just go on Reddit. It's full of porn.

by GG Allin September 23, 2020

redditors

virgin and loser cunts

redditors are bitches that should be decapitated and their nuts ripped off

by thecuntingcunt April 30, 2022

Reddit Atheist

An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.

Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!

by Heffty July 18, 2023