by JoshKnock October 6, 2019
Get the Rectum Eyeballmug. When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021
Get the Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercermug. Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation
by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018
Get the Rectum retardationmug. The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
by whitelinens September 28, 2022
Get the Rectum roulettemug. 
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023
Get the rectum sized keyboardmug. Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
Get the Optical Rectumitismug.