T's reasons

When some reasons are so convincing but turn out it's all wrong and misguide people inadvertently.

don't listen to that guy over there, he gives T's reasons.

by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

Reason

Oh boy, he's the best person you'll ever meet, hes super tall and attractive, has somewhat of an e-boy style, super cute boy. his hands are as soft as his lips.

Friend: Oh this one boy is so cute!
Other friend: Must be a Reason!

by StealingHoodies October 8, 2021

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018