Reason

Oh boy, he's the best person you'll ever meet, hes super tall and attractive, has somewhat of an e-boy style, super cute boy. his hands are as soft as his lips.

Friend: Oh this one boy is so cute!
Other friend: Must be a Reason!

by StealingHoodies October 8, 2021

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018

Final Rise To Reason

A Punk Rock band from South Africa. Formed in 2012 by 2 high school friends and later they added an extra member to the group. They sing against topics such as racism, sexism, animal abuse, politics and also wants to encourage people to be different than the mainstream society. People who listens to music and have the same ideas as the norm (labeled by FRTR as slaves of society) are encouraged by the band to stop that mindless habit and be truly unique. FRTR wants to let their voices be heard and strives to make this world a better place to live in.

Slave of society:"I'm gonna listen to that new band Final Rise To Reason, 'cause I wanna fit in like everyone else."
True FRTR fan:"They hate people like you."
Slave of society:"Asshole, why do you say that?"
True FRTR fan:"'Cause you listen to them to be cool!! The band hates fans like you!!!"

by school punk kid March 12, 2014

Reasonal

When you give a list of reasons, you call it a reasonal, compilation of reasons

That’s my reasonal of why I’m not coming

by Emmaloo2766 June 22, 2022

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022