A face race is a contest between two or more females that consists of each female sitting on another person's face one at a time. Each female grinds and mashes their honey pot goodnees all over the face of the third person until they reach orgasm. Usually the face of the person is glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut.
The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.
The event is timed and the female with the shortest time to orgasm wins.
'Did you hear what happened at the family reunion last night?'
'No, I didn't'
'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'
'No, I didn't'
'Grandma and Aunt Ginger got so drunk, they forced Dad down on the ground and held a Face Race.'
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Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.
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by MissKissThis July 15, 2004
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In the movie, he fakes his death to protect his family from harm from the big industrial racing corporation. He keeps his identity a secret not only with a mask and sunglasses, but also got a surgical "makeover" on his face to change his identity. He later on in the movie reveals his face to Speed, but Speed doesn't recognize him due to the surgery.
Since Super Smash Brothers Brawl just recently came out, you'll probably be thinking to yourself, "Damn, that guy reminds me of Captain Falcon!
In the movie, he fakes his death to protect his family from harm from the big industrial racing corporation. He keeps his identity a secret not only with a mask and sunglasses, but also got a surgical "makeover" on his face to change his identity. He later on in the movie reveals his face to Speed, but Speed doesn't recognize him due to the surgery.
Since Super Smash Brothers Brawl just recently came out, you'll probably be thinking to yourself, "Damn, that guy reminds me of Captain Falcon!
As soon as Racer X stepped out of his car to help that Asian guy, I thought to myself "HOLY SHIT, it's Captain Falcon!"
by Evadrol May 10, 2008
Get the Racer X mug.What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
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The boss at MegaCorp hired LaTon instead of Mike. Mile had the better résumé, but he was white. LaTon used the "Race Card" during his interview as an unfair advantage.
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