lava rash

1)Irritation to the ass cheeks and hole due to wiping so much from an extended and violent bout of diarrhea.

2)The everlasting burning sensation one feels due to shitting after eating extremely spicy foods.

1) After having the squirts this morning I've got the worst lava rash. I must have used an entire roll of toilet paper!

2) Man, Ben is going to have lava rash for days after eating all that spicy indian food!

by yoderdude June 25, 2008

road rash

The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.

I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.

by l337 haxx0r March 27, 2004

Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

fanny rash

Saw or Tenderness around the vaginal region. Usaully red with raised weeping sores. Sometimes called gonhorrea.

"Ow" she screamed, "you poked my fanny rash!!"

by Scottow July 23, 2005

Load Rash

1. An irritation of the skin caused by contact with semen after ejaculation. Itching and or redness of the area in contact are common.

2. Contact Dermatitis caused by an allergic reaction with semen.

Symptoms: Redness of skin, itchiness of skin.

I have Load Rash all over my neck after my boyfriend jizzed on me.

by cubbyhawk December 14, 2012

poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

African rash

When you are caucasian, travel to Africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty-ass glasses. Generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly bumpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. The mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.

I went to Africa because I had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, I woke up with a fucking African rash.

I knew I had the African rash because when I googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what I was talking about because they are all assholes.

by Shittiness August 23, 2011