Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022

Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination

Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court

by Dejayboo May 17, 2015

Raptor

An engine mechanic of the 5th RS in south Korea. Generally an alcoholic womanizer who rates women's looks by how many beers it would take to do her. Has the innate ability to double fist beers and cigarettes at the same time. Also has the nasty habits of kicking people in the nuts and getting into a shitload of trouble.

"Man, those raptors never do any fucking work, I wish I got to pick my job..."

by Little Raptor October 9, 2007

Raptor

Pack hunters from the cretaceous period

Also in Jurrasic Park franchise

Raptors are cool

by SRGTGHOST1400 September 8, 2020

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.

Mariah got Wicke Raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015

Raptor King

The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked

"I heard the Navy Seal trainees were playing Raptor King earlier"

by Master Beans May 13, 2025