A Rachel is your best friend. She makes you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants. She’s your partner in crime, and the one you call when you’re about to cry. Rachel is a firecracker, and she doesn’t take shit from anyone. Rachel flirts with bartenders a LOT. She’s GORGEOUS, but she’s not stuck-up about it. There is never a dull moment when Rachel is around.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
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You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!
by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019
Get the Rachelitis mug.Rachel is a very good person to be around, she can light up an room even when the vibes aren’t there. She is supportive of her friends and family. Rachel is funny, caring and very smart individual. She has a mind of her own and that makes her a strong will person. Her ideas are so brilliant that everyone comes to her for advise period. Rachel is overall an amazing person, if u ever get a chance to meet a Rachel never lose them because that itself will be a Humongous loss!!Marco Polo my bitch (yk yk)
by Jeeli May 29, 2020
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guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"
guy's friend-"tf? what is she doing with you??"
guy-"idk man, but i am never going to let her get away!"
by imgonehunting November 13, 2020
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by Rachel’s November 5, 2020
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The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.
The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.
by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 3, 2017
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this is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling that bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white Racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch!!!
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