Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

The Quotes

A shared document on the Apple notes app where people add infamous quotes from the student body and teachers from The Fenn School.

*someone says something funny*
Hey! Add that to the quotes!

by Pinky toe licker 69 March 9, 2020

Spock air quotes

Similar to the standard air quotes gesture however you use the Spock hand formation and only use it to describe scientific or technical quotes.

I would have called bullshit on his string theory explanation however he did use Spock air quotes so I’m pretty sure he is correct.

by Sperbs and paint can Rench July 22, 2019

Chump's Quote

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.

I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.

by grillinman75 April 22, 2021

quotey

An adjective describing speech, when what someone is saying starts to become more and more quotable. The actual quality of the "quotable" material is irrelevant. Along the same vein as preachy.

"Around the middle of the speakers presentation against abortion, it got very quotey."

"Quotey speech is the bread and butter of inspirational tactics"

by Corbin G December 9, 2007

Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.

..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.

by iPressedk, the know-it-none June 5, 2018

Stan Quotes

Stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. They are quotes a Stan has said, but said Stan shall not be mentioned here. It has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iPhones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of Stan Quotes.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that thing Stan said about Moby Dick?

Person 2: Oh yeah, totally, I saw it on Stan Quotes!

by ......lol May 5, 2011