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Pussywhipped 

When you have a cat named Frankie that is an asshole to you all day but then wants to cuddle and immediately youre pussywhipped
Frankie: *claws you away scratching at you being a douche canoe cause he’s in a mood*

Me: fine be that way I’m not dealing with this today

Frankie: comes to me to snuggle up

Me: OH OKAAAAAAYYYYYY FRANKIEEEEEE
*whip cracks* ——> PUSSYWHIPPED
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pre-pussywhipped 

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.
Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

Pussywhipped 

When your deadbeat fatass dad leaves your family for another extremely southern fat woman
Your dad is pussywhipped

pussywhipped 

IncognetoMan


His woman cheats on him twice, she cries a little, he takes her back both times, she is pregnant with a child that isn't his and he bitches for hours at people who call the girl a slut. He claims to love her even though a retarded mole knows she doesn't give a shit about him. That is the definition of pussywhipped.
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pussywhipped by Nycballa July 3, 2005

pussywhipped 

A term that is normally used wrongly to describe a male who is in love and does things that aren't normal for a male. The term is incorrectly used because it implies that men are doing these actions against their will, while in fact they have pet names, buy gifts etc etc because they want to.
Cock - Alex bought gabi a rose and bear that said "i love you" he is so pussywhipped.

pussywhipped 

the best fucking song ever, sung by David Allen Coe, the best singer ever!!!
pussywhipped by josh earle January 8, 2004

pussywhipped 

He's so pussywhipped his hand gets headaches.
pussywhipped by phil de basquette December 30, 2003