puppy love

a type of love in which ppl think they are in love... they're not...

(having sex)...

girl- I love you!
boy- i love you more!

two weeks later
(to friends)

girl-he really broke my heart...
boy- she was just stupid...

girl- i like someone else now...
boy- check out that hottie...

(that was an example of puppy love lol)

by ashbug199616093384 June 21, 2009

kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.

"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."

by A Farkette November 18, 2002

making puppies

To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog"

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

slut puppy

Woman who is very accomodating sexually;
woman who is devoted to giving pleasure in a playful way.

by linc July 13, 2003

purse puppy

A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.

I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.

by gingeredbeard June 7, 2014

puppies in the tub

A man fits his penis and both nuts into the woman's vaginal canal.

You never have to worry about your junk getting cold when you have puppies in the tub.

by Moonfrog February 11, 2004