Puerto Rican Foghorn

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn
this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn
by travs02 December 20, 2008
mugGet the Puerto Rican Foghornmug.

Puerto Rican Raincoat

While you have an erection stretch your scrotal sack over the head of your penis makeing a natural condom of sorts. Holding the edge of your scrot so that it doesn't uncover from your schlong insert into your ladies anus, and proceed to go to town.
I ran outta skins last night so I had to use my Puerto Rican Raincoat.
by D Bish August 18, 2008
mugGet the Puerto Rican Raincoatmug.

Puerto ricaned up

When something is all laced or gaudy or just puerto rican
Lydia's had a big lace thing on it, it was puerto ricaned up.
mugGet the Puerto ricaned upmug.

Puerto rican sunglasses

When a person falls asleep with their head tilted backwards, and another person puts their testicals over the passed out persons eyes.
That random guy from the party last night passed out way too early...so he got the puerto rican sunglasses.
by Arctic02Z September 3, 2010
mugGet the Puerto rican sunglassesmug.

puerto rican tuxedo

dude, what a loser, a denim shirt and jeans. the classic puerto rican tuxedo.
by mikypejsek October 28, 2013
mugGet the puerto rican tuxedomug.

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