pream

to prematurely cream yourself, usually in ones pants.

Lucy: Babe, let's go out and do something, I'm bored!

Jack: Sorry cupcake, I'm pretty tired. You go out and have fun I'll stay in tonight.

Little did Lucy know her beloved Jack had preamed his pants while the lovebirds were watching an episode of Blue Heelers and would have to explain his moist pants if forced to stand up and remove the pillow from his lap.

by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009

Preacher

Also see the word "Fucknut"

Dude, you're pulling a Preacher

by Ali November 28, 2004

Preamble

The music played at a venue before and during a band's set up.

1. I really like the preamble this place has selected.

2. Why does this place always play Reggae as its preamble?

by saynewkid August 5, 2009

preamble

n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.

I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.

by whitoutadoubt June 29, 2011

preat

when one makes a threat and a promise in short threat+promise= preat

dude1: dothat agian ill kick your ass!
dude2: is that a threat or promise?
dude1: is. a. Preat

by MasterMind Grapes August 26, 2009

Pream

A powdered non dairy cream substitute used typically in coffee. A brand name coffee creamer since 1952.

Do you have any coffee creamer? Yes, I bought a new bottle of Pream at the grocery store yesterday.

by Fragmented Mind April 28, 2019

preak

Another form of freak.

Hey, preak. Li'kit.
He's a definite PREAK.

by Zia November 11, 2003