package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

by Joon Joon August 27, 2011

Hindu Pack

To jam a bunch of guys into a space that is not typically meant for such a number of people. Not neccesarily hindu; though the rerference is because nobody does it better.

A woefully inadequate male to female ratio.

Also, to overload anything; vehicle, bag, luggage, etc.

That fuckin' benz is hindu packed. im not sittin on some dudes lap!

Have you even seen the party at the hilton yet? its fuckin hindu packed!

Yo man, im not going on this lame roadtrip, you fuckin' hindu packed the car, idiot!

I lost my other suitecase so i had to hindu pack the shit out of this one.

by Balwant Singh June 5, 2007

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008

Ho Pack

1. a pack of sleazy Whore like women 2. Southern Ebonics slang for (whole pack)

1. hey dude look at the ho pack rolling our way.
2. I lost a ho pack of new ports, DAMN!!!

by Tim L. in north Bama February 24, 2011

packed up

Dead, usually used in gangs to celebrate an opps death.

We smoking on that (name of dead opp) pack… that nigga got packed up.

by SuperSilverHaze July 12, 2021

whack-pack

A group of individuals, usually young males, who are mistakenly under the impression that they are hip or cool.

Joe, Aaron, and Dave had a chance with those girls, but they blew it with those corny lines. What a whack-pack.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023