human pouch

An all purpose storage location within all humans. Generally used by video game characters with large inventories

A: Dude, where did that gun go?
B: Shit A dawg, mans dun put it in his human pouch, yo
A: Word

by Ace Rodgers November 24, 2007

Trash Pouch

An unattractive, dirty and fat waste of space that also happens to be a raging whore.

You ever notice black guys love to date trash pouches....

Amanda Dearing is the biggest trash pouch I know!

by MacDaddyJay January 27, 2009

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty April 27, 2011

pudge pouch

Synonym of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) aka the area of fat above a vagina on a plus sized woman.

Damn cuz, you see dat fat booty hoes pudge pouch? She be sportin' some serious camel toe, dawg.

by Jose Oso June 17, 2013

Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 01, 2011

Kangaroo Pouch

When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.

Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.

by Sac War Man August 12, 2010

cock-pouch

N. A place on the male body that's fuckable, but unknown to the hetero sexual portion of society.

Daddy! I wanna fuck his cockpouch!

by Phil Foglio March 03, 2003