Potato Brain

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.

Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.

by Manatee God August 11, 2015

Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.

1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."

by truffz February 17, 2006

potato

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

Potato Lord

Controls all types of potato involved food.

These fries were made by Potato Lord

by Otaku5Evermore77/Potato Lord June 19, 2016

mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker

timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride

by dlove11201 January 27, 2010