A person who just because made friends with someone who say they are "straight edge" Has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. When he/she drinks,has sex all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. And if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.
strait edge poser:" This guy really likes me because he knows that I'm straight edge"
non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."
straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."
straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
by lolitakisses September 25, 2006
Get the straight edge poser mug.Someone who says they really like something when either
1: The barely know anything about it
2: They're only saying that to fit in
Posers usually all dress the same and think they're totally hardcore when really, they suck. Poser is becoming the new term for conformist, because most posers are only doing the annoying things they do to fit in.
1: The barely know anything about it
2: They're only saying that to fit in
Posers usually all dress the same and think they're totally hardcore when really, they suck. Poser is becoming the new term for conformist, because most posers are only doing the annoying things they do to fit in.
EXAMPLE 1:
Poser: OMG I love Green Day!
Punk: What's your favorite album?
Poser: American Idiot.
Punk: Ha! Typical poser. I like Insomniac.
Poser: Wha? Is that a second name for one of their songs?
Punk: No, it's an album!
Poser: They have more albums???
EXAMPLE 2:
Poser: I have a girlfriend. *note: poser is a girl*
Non-Poser: So you're lez or bi or something?
Poser: No, I'm just expreimenting. That's okay in highschool.
Non-Poser: So you aren't attracted to girls but you're dating one?
Poser: Yeah, I love her. She's HOTT.
Non-Poser: You can't say that if you're not attracted to girls. It's faking it. You're a stupid poser. That's sick, it's not just a brand of clothes or something, you're probably breaking your "girlfriend's" heart, because you aren't really attracted to her. Get a boyfriend instead, or be single you fuckhead!
*note: I actually had that conversation with a stupid poser. Most of the posers I know pretend to be bi, and then they use the word "gay" as an antagonistic phrase.*
EXAMPLE 3:
Poser: I love My Chemical Romance!
Non-Poser: What's your favorite song?
Poser: Welcome to the Black Parade!
Non-Poser: Do you own any of the albums?
Poser: No, I just saw the video on TV! It was so cool... I love MCR <3333
Non-Poser: Have you ever heard "Cemetery Drive"?
Poser: No, I just heard them for the first time! My mom just bought me a MCR shirt!
Poser: OMG I love Green Day!
Punk: What's your favorite album?
Poser: American Idiot.
Punk: Ha! Typical poser. I like Insomniac.
Poser: Wha? Is that a second name for one of their songs?
Punk: No, it's an album!
Poser: They have more albums???
EXAMPLE 2:
Poser: I have a girlfriend. *note: poser is a girl*
Non-Poser: So you're lez or bi or something?
Poser: No, I'm just expreimenting. That's okay in highschool.
Non-Poser: So you aren't attracted to girls but you're dating one?
Poser: Yeah, I love her. She's HOTT.
Non-Poser: You can't say that if you're not attracted to girls. It's faking it. You're a stupid poser. That's sick, it's not just a brand of clothes or something, you're probably breaking your "girlfriend's" heart, because you aren't really attracted to her. Get a boyfriend instead, or be single you fuckhead!
*note: I actually had that conversation with a stupid poser. Most of the posers I know pretend to be bi, and then they use the word "gay" as an antagonistic phrase.*
EXAMPLE 3:
Poser: I love My Chemical Romance!
Non-Poser: What's your favorite song?
Poser: Welcome to the Black Parade!
Non-Poser: Do you own any of the albums?
Poser: No, I just saw the video on TV! It was so cool... I love MCR <3333
Non-Poser: Have you ever heard "Cemetery Drive"?
Poser: No, I just heard them for the first time! My mom just bought me a MCR shirt!
by Oo_Vi_oO November 6, 2007
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Someone who tries way too hard to be something they're not, and at the same time, fails while doing it. : Which is fun to laugh at.
How Can You Tell Who's a Poser?
Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of music. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people will think are {LABEL}, so people will say, "OMG UR SO {LABEL}!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. Emo - Cut/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques
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These people will also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well.
A very popular label that has many types of posers, is emo. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. {Dont get me wrong, I love My Chemical Romance} And many think it shows they're cool, or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on {VampireFreaks.com
Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.
Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of music. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people will think are {LABEL}, so people will say, "OMG UR SO {LABEL}!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. Emo - Cut/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques
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These people will also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well.
A very popular label that has many types of posers, is emo. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. {Dont get me wrong, I love My Chemical Romance} And many think it shows they're cool, or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on {VampireFreaks.com
Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.
by KiraKira August 11, 2008
Get the Poser mug.Someone who is too much of a loser to be a loser so he has to pretend hto be a loser. Acutally spelt Goth Poseur
"I weaar all black and worship Satan! Fear me because I listen to Marilyn Manson and that makes me hardcore. I'm going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because I'm hardcore."
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
Get the Goth Poser mug.a word often used by people who are insecure about themselves so they call everyone but themselves and their so called "friends" "posers". in my area, it is mostly used by skater kids whose pants are way too tight to describe someone who wears skateboard shoes (etnies, dc, vans etc) but doesn't skate. by that logic, people who wear running shoes but don't run are "posers", people who wear nike basketball shoes but don't play basketball are "posers", people who wear adidas stan smiths but don't play tennis are "posers", the list goes on. the funny thing is, most of these people who call other people "posers" can't spell poseur correctly. yes, there are people who are, in fact, poseurs, but a lot of the people who get called "posers" don't deserve it.
Situation 1, poseur calls someone a "poser":
Bill: DO U SK8?!!?? UR WEARIN NIKE 6.0'S
Joe: That's none of your fucking business.
Bill: O MY GOD U R A FUKIN POSER!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Joe: Dude, by your logic, people who wear New Balance but don't run are "posers".
Bill: .......
Situation 2:
Mandy: OH EM EFF GEE I LUV MY NEW $80 ABERCROMBIE JEANS! I'M SO PREPPY LOL
Samantha: No, you're not a fucking prep, you're a fucking douchebag who has too much money and spends too much money on buying status symbols.
Bill: DO U SK8?!!?? UR WEARIN NIKE 6.0'S
Joe: That's none of your fucking business.
Bill: O MY GOD U R A FUKIN POSER!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Joe: Dude, by your logic, people who wear New Balance but don't run are "posers".
Bill: .......
Situation 2:
Mandy: OH EM EFF GEE I LUV MY NEW $80 ABERCROMBIE JEANS! I'M SO PREPPY LOL
Samantha: No, you're not a fucking prep, you're a fucking douchebag who has too much money and spends too much money on buying status symbols.
by PureBlueSF August 25, 2008
Get the poser mug.The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
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etc.
Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
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etc.
Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011
Get the pokeathon mug.dude 1: Like that Taking Back Sunday song, "and you could slit my throat, and with my one last dying breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt."
dude 2: That's emo in a ridiculous sense, nobody believes that shit. It's posermo.
dude 2: That's emo in a ridiculous sense, nobody believes that shit. It's posermo.
by profe December 9, 2008
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