Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish

Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave

by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

You're So Portuguese

A meme on TikTok that started in early November 2023. It was from a clip of Markiplier finding a cat in a horror game and saying the cat Portuguese for some random ass reason. The original TikTok of this surpassed a million likes within a few days time.

1950: In 2023 we will have flying cars!
2023: Did you see the Markiplier meme haha you're so Portuguese

by Cyberspaxz November 23, 2023

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 23, 2019

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

Portuguese rocketship

A portajohn.

Those migrant days laborers are blasting off in the portuguese rocketship.

by The House of Haunt August 17, 2024

the portuguese pin ball

The Portuguese pin bill is a very complex form of sex that involves taking a golf ball and hitting it up the anus and play pinball with the woman's organs.

Yo you should've seen it, I got the Portuguese pin ball high score on Martha last night!

by Mrs. Stizzie March 3, 2021