indie poof

What an indie kid calls another indie kid, who has a different taste in music then that indie kid. Or If the indie kid likes a different cd from said indie band.

Please see the example below as it will explain by example of how another kid calling out an Indie Poof. Please also realize the irony.

If you are an Indie music fan, then by default, if you do things like below, you too are an Indie Poof.

God, I fucking hate Indie Poofs, Honestly.
My gf has this guy-friend who is such a fucking indie prick it's not even funny. He's obsessed with all of that Elephant 6 bubblegum neo-psych bullshit (Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Apples in Stereo, etc). Well not only does he think Black Foliage is The Olivia Tremor Control's best album (when it clearly IS NOT, JESUS CHRIST), but he thinks Of Montreal's best work is their FUCKING FOUR-TRACK COMPILATION. I've heard some of the songs off of that album, and it blows. It's so fucking repetitive and self consciously bubblegum that it makes me want to vomit. What's even worse is that now he has my gf liking Of Montreal's 4 tracks and all of that stupid indie shit.
I wonder how the fuck people like that are considered fully functional human beings.

by Kahi May 12, 2007

poofter bash

A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.

Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.

by Pedders April 29, 2005

Skippy poof

Typically a white born Australian male who enjoys engaging in male to male fellatio whilst simultaneously waving the Australian flag and making racist comments about how 'wogs','gooks' and 'lebs' should be removed from the country.

Commonly Skippy Poofs:

- Are on the dole (welfare benefits)
- Parents are born overseas
- Drive Japanese cars
- Have southern cross tattoos in a false belief they are original and tough.
- Have hidden desires to sleep with and marry 50 year old poorly disguised transvestites.

That skippy poof called me a wog and told me to get back on my boat even though his mum enjoys giving head to african asylum seekers.

by e.k.u.l. March 30, 2010

Pooface

Can be used when insulting someone without being overly mean, such as close friends.

'Oh Olly is such a pooface!"

by Noodles__ September 25, 2010

poof head

some one with a poof looking head. used as an insult too offend somebody.

your a poof head for saying that to me

by matt..mcbean November 16, 2010

POOF

"Promise On Our Friendship."

Statement made when judging a friends response to determine rather they are telling truth or going to go through on a committed action.

Friend 1: let me know you go and get anything to eat later.
Friend 2: I doubt I will, but if I do I got you.
Friend 1: POOF?
Friend 2: Yes, POOF

by Red Beard 6 pack October 14, 2015

poofer

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007