National Put your pillow in your fridge day

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!

Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May

by Calypso Valdez Caleo! June 10, 2018

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

pillowcase

1. narcoleptic

2.A ditsy blond who acts like a three year old child.

3.A senior citizen who's addicted to fabric.

1.Granny turned into a real pillowcase.

2.look at that pillowcase sleeping at the wheel.

3.jennie is such a pillowcase she forgot her make-up again.

by Acid303404 May 19, 2005

pellodouche

1. a really hot girl whos also a douche bag
2. the most popular/bitchy person at school

1. guy 1: dude, i just broke up with greer
guy 2: why, shes hot
guy 1: yea, but lately shes been a total pellodouche. and i dont think its because of pms.

2. new guy: dang, shes hot
guy: yea, her names Karen, but i heard shes a real pellodouche

by edward jacobson February 23, 2009

body pillow

a lousy alternative to a girlfriend.

he pretended to make out with a body pillow, then crited himself to sleep.

by Youdontsmellbad April 24, 2004

Pillow Treatment

1.) When someone is so incredibly annoying or says something so douchbaggery-like that you want to take a pillow and hold it on top of their fucking face until you smother them.
2.) Number one treatment used for Oral Diarrhea, Word Squirts, or Verbal Incontinence of any kind.

3.) The Quietist way to kill off people or things that are a complete waste of space, totally socially inept, or just really really old.

1.) If she doesnt shut her fucking face on that blue tooth I`m going to give her the pillow treatment!

2.) That gorked out patient from that god-awful Nursing Home is back for the third time this week! She needs a pillow treatment STAT!

3.) If that peg-leg tart cart doesn't shut up about his stupid mother fucking dog, I am gonna give him the pillow treament!!

by khaleesi c/o Drogo June 28, 2011

couch pillows

A bizzare expression used by some people to describe the small, square cushions placed on a couch to enhance it's comfort and aesthetics, as opposed to the larger cushions which form the seat and are hence integral to the couch.

They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.

From Step Brothers (2008):

Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011