Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool
I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.
by Littlelester August 01, 2020
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Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
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colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)
When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!
by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
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Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.
A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!
by bobbuttons September 03, 2012
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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
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Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!
Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked
by Johnthebaptist69 May 01, 2018
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Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club
Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 15, 2019
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