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colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)
When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!
by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
mugGet the colon-polingmug.

Pole Roller

Person who rolls from one penis to another.
by Bethel_Glad June 20, 2010
mugGet the Pole Rollermug.

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.
by Boomer3we May 27, 2016
mugGet the hoetem polemug.

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
mugGet the Pole Beansmug.

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
mugGet the Pole Bouncingmug.

pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo
That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker
by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
mugGet the pole fuckermug.

slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!
by biscuitface November 10, 2013
mugGet the slam polemug.

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